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Goldstein’s Laws
- Ninety-five percent of what you learn at college takes place outside the classroom. Take risks. Have fun.
- Never trust anyone who doesn’t enjoy admitting they’re wrong.
- Never trust anyone who thinks Keanu Reeves is a great actor.
- You can’t change other people.
- You can change yourself.
- Aliens steal our socks. (Law 6a: and our pens too.)
- Challenge your professors. Disagree with them. Make them earn their salary.
- Science is poetry and poetry is science.
- A funny hat brightens everyone’s day!
- Never—and I mean NEVER—use “impact” as a transitive verb. NEVER. I mean it.